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Item #: 1295 Cover Reads: When A Lot Of Ment Reach A Certain Age, They Experience Chest Pains... Inside Reads: ...Mostly Because Their Belts Are Too Tight. Happy Birthday! As men get older, they go through many changes, and you should share your sensitivity and knowledge of that fact with the important men in your life on their birthdays. Some get grumpier and become a real pain. Others develop chest pain, though not always due to terrible tickers. Often it's merely the effects of gravity as the belly sags and the belt height rises. Get a rise out of any aging gent with the D.T. Walsh Chest Pains Birthday Humor Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards. Shipping weight: 0.64 oz Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches Name: Chest Pains Occasion: Birthday Line: Cartoons Artist: D. T. Walsh Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7" Credit: Cartoon by D. T. Walsh Paper Stock: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber Introduced: June 01, 2015 UPC: 745469012958 Availability: In Stock
INSIDE GREETING "...Mostly Because Their Belts Are Too Tight. Happy Birthday!" COVER - When a lot of ment reach a certain age, they experience chest pains...
CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
